All the sailors got drunk. Or was it all the flashes got sailored? All the drunk got mobbed? No, wait, all the scuppers got long boated. No, hang on, all the plug holes got blocked with tin ukuleles. And got flashed. And mobbed. And rusty razors were involved.
Surprised anyone made it out alive quite frankly.
Well done to those flash mobbers the other weekend, as whoever it was from the audience said ‘there’s another one!’